Quotes

Do they have ERs in London? - Megan

We’re having tea, you guys! – Megan

This is in English! – Megan

Dude, are you from Heroes? – Megan

Finally, I can smoke again. – Blake

I’m gonna be a hot mess. – Joel

I’ve been using my finger for the past two days. – Taylor (on brushing teeth)

They take the vagrants to Azkaban. – Katey

Man, I really enjoyed dinner with Todd. – Travis

You shine a light in their eyes and they drop dead. – Joel

If they had dessert pizza, I would…drop dead – Joel

Those cows are very nice. – Parker

I want a Rwanda. – Campbell

You were cute when you were a baby – then you grew up. – Ms. Coldwell

Cows in the swamp.

The hill that looks like this. (complete with hand motion) – Parker

Every place we eat is like a tropical paradise. – Travis

This game is not fun. – Katey

Paul!

Let's go to the Congo! – almost everyone

Where there's a Willis, there's a way. – Parker

Do you want me to break one of your legs for you? – Taylor

Parker is a classy southern gent.

Hi Dmitri. – Ms. Coldwell          Who’s that? – Travis                Dmitri. – Ms. Coldwell

I’m guessing y’all didn’t have a security guard. – Campbell (?)                     No, we did…he was just sleeping. – Mark with Bridge to Rwanda

Tastes like Luby’s. – Travis

Waco grows on you like a fungus. – Emily

More people are killed by bears in the U.S. than by tigers. – Mark with Bridge to Rwanda

Team Muzungu

That’s the Muzungu way.

Old is older than older. – Joel

As far as ‘Coco’ goes, you’re not the first to call me that. …. Go right ahead. – Ms. Coldwell

Would an optimistic realist like to pray for us? - Ms. Coldwell

I won the battle, ...but I’ll win the war too. – Blake

He’s laying it down like a big town. – Travis

I don’t like videos. – Blake                              Well don’t watch it. – Emilie

There is no try. – Ms. Coldwell

Even Joel knows [that acid destroys enamel]. – Blake

Parker has to sit by the window so he can put his socks out the window.

Water makes you weak. Drink your spit. – Campbell

Nick and Whitney got married.

I normally get annoyed with people who make noise whilst I speak. – South African ambassador to Rwanda

After raising a puppy, you don’t want to have children for a while. – Parker

I would loooove to marry a foreign man. – Emily

Attaquez-le! (Get him!) – man behind us at the football match

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Congo man drop kick a ref. – Emily

The Kagame Cup is ours! – Travis

I thought about running on the field with them, but I decided I’d better not. – Ms. Coldwell

Kigali, jump on it!

The average human has 168 hours in a week. – Travis

You can hold your horses….or your camels or your dogs or whatever you…hold. – Emily

[Sound effects] – Travis

And call it: The Fourteen Days of Traveling! (with a flourish) – Whitney

Allison and Taylor were on the computer while Ms. Coldwell was dancing. – Travis

She hears everything. (whispered) – Parker

Kagaminators

That’s why they’re so scared of the Congo – because it’s actually Arizona. – Travis

I talk fast. It’s a lot of work. – Whitney

We should all fall asleep…We should call each other the wrong names tomorrow….We should all crawl under the table…We should all pretend we don’t speak English.

I took my turtles to the theatre and they wet their shells. – Emily

You should get an appendectomy [tattoo] scar…a C-section scar…a wisdom-tooth removal scar…

There is no such thing as a bad view in Rwanda. – Campbell           Until you walk into the bathroom. – Parker

Bosco’s from Canada? – Megan                      No. Celine Dion. – Ms. Coldwell

I love the mariJuana. – football dude

Anyone mentioning Congo or mototaxis, Joel is going to put you in time-out. – Ms. Coldwell

You can’t put me in time-out. – Ms. Coldwell

I broke a leg today. – Ms. Coldwell

I’m lying again. – Ms. Coldwell

Outstanding! – Campbell

I love sucking the heads. – Parker

I have terrible hearing. Thank you for exposing it. – Parker

So if we exercised, that’s what we would taste like? – Emilie

‘Night, cupcake. Want me to turn your lamp off? – Emilie

Beautiful girls have Tigo numbers.

My profile picture is from senior year. – Joel                No, your profile picture is actually Paul Kagame. – Campbell

I’m not going to smile at this tree…because it’s a tree. – Rafiki

Maybe it’s a sickness, but I’m optimistic. – Rafiki

We respect the privacy of shy little Parker. – Emily (?)

This guy’s a nightmare. – Martha’s employee                               No, he’s a client. – Martha

Ladies, if you have seven, eight, nine kids, that’s should do for now. – Martha

The Only-Child Alliance

I have a really hot personality on a segway. – Joel

I twat. (past tense of ‘to tweet’)

He’s making eye contact with me. – Travis

Ganja Gardens

Things that might get us in trouble: That. – Emily

You should set your expectations high and your standards low. – Campbell

Are you my dad or Blake Cross, because you sound exactly like my dad. – Emily

There’s no point in being a dictator if you can’t tell people what to do. – Ms. Coldwell

Can you imagine going to Rwanda and then failing? – Parker

It could be my last day as a professor. – Ms. Coldwell                         It could be the best day. – Taylor (regarding his riding a mototaxi)

It’s as if all the Catholics were named Patel. – Ms. Coldwell

Wow. Is that really detergent coming out of my pants? – Parker

How was it? – Whitney          Well, when I found the seat was broken, things got ugly. – Parker


Death by….whatever this is. – Blake

Maybe I’m a Hallmark guy after all. – Parker

Oh, this looks like the back room at Enron. – Travis

I’ve got all kings up in here. – Joel

Are you not a ninja? – Joel

It takes a long time to plan a wedding. – Allison                   Allison would know – she did it last night in a dream. – Kelcy

Guys I got more ice cream than everyone. – Allison

The expression game:
-  A canary flew into your potatoes. React.
-  A kitten is in your pocket. React.
-  You have decided to go to bed. React.
-  You just arrived at your senior prom and you realized that you’re wearing the same dress as Joel Trousdale. React.
-  You just found out your father is Michael Jackson. React.

Taylor, you woke up one morning and found Campbell, instead of Parker, in the bed next to you. React. – Kelcy                       Well that’s already happened. – Taylor

I’d rather go to hell than New York. – Parker


Travis, please read everything because I’m having trouble reading English. – Emily

In the Congo, the mighty Congo, gorillas sleep tonight…

Is it said ‘sunrise’ or ‘sonrisé’? – Joel

I can feel my pores opening and closing. – Blake

I hope Heaven is not cheesy. – Kelcy

Shake my five! – Charles, Sonrise history teacher

There is no need to give up on any challenge you face; you have to work hard! – Charles

No muzungus here, we are all one people.

Joel, I can’t take you seriously with a daisy in your hair. – Katey

Nice moving, Joel. – Allison

Saved by the belt!

I don’t think they have UFOs here. – Campbell

Gotta warm up my rear. – Emily

What have y’all been doing? – Allison            Everything in the world…that’s in Rwanda. – Kelcy

All my body parts will be covered. – Blake

I cannot wait to make you my queen. – Parker                  Thank you. I also cannot wait. – Emily

I’ve got a towel that will fit just you and me. – Parker

I have standards! – Ms. Coldwell, to Campbell who was wearing an inappropriate shirt.

Babies! – Katey

I think the kings here had like 15 wives so I’ll have all of y’all. – Parker

Can’t say I’ve been an African queen on my birthday before. – Kelcy

What if a family of gorillas walked onto the golf course right now? – Emily             I would drop dead. – Joel

I went down there and found a baby today. – Katey

The speed of light is really fast. – Blake

Sorry I’m not rich enough, Campbell, to go burning all my shoes. – Travis

So my house smells like wet dog, so what scent would match that? – Taylor

That sounds like a dying waterbuffalo. – Ms. Coldwell

There is not a bad Jew in Rwanda.

I don’t want you to leave but you have to. – Fred

Sorry we’re late for the game, we were cleaning. – hypothetical situation for the APR as imagined by Campbell

Get out of your comfort zone; welcome to the airport. – Travis

Things that shouldn’t go in a sentence together: half of what you just said. – Emily

If I am in a middle seat again, I will drop dead. – Emily

Allison, what are you doing? – Emilie             I’m being impish. – Allison

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If I left something out, just let me know. Thanks to everyone for the memories.